noisier:

*showers to avoid responsibilities*

(via humorking)

allmymetaphors:

I relate a lot to babies, because i too am constantly afraid, confused, and unable to express my frustrations effectively.

(via achsure)

nickdunnes:

spacetea:

*lifts weights so i can carry bigger dogs*

#did tom hardy write this

(via whyamisinging)

ambivalentaboutmarmite:

sophiealdred:

astoldbygengar:

lets just be clear, if you spend the time baking a cake/cookies/brownies, you can eat as many of them as you want and the calories don’t count. you made those calories. you’re their god.

disclaimer: this does not apply to children you have made

looking at you Kronos

(via fatbabecouncil)

zackisontumblr:

Shout out to all bugs that stay away from me, you rock keep doing what you’re doing

(via trust)

patrik-star:

you know, i wumbo, you wumbo, he/she/we wumbo. wumboed, wumboing, wubology, the study of wumbo! its first grade spongebob

(via butchwere)

falogabr713:

Things could be worse

Your parents could be turned into pigs, you could be forced into slavery at a bath house, and your boyfriend could be a river

(via lurkbitch)